Dobby Is A Timelord
|I'm Lauren I'm 21. I'm at the point in my life where I thought I would have accomplished something. I was wrong.|
|Little boy:||Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?|
|The Mom:||Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.|
|Little Boy:||I wanna be Wonder Woman.|
|The Mom:||Don't we all.|
God I want you,
In some chaste, Victorian way.
A glimpse of your ankle
just kills me.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING...