I'm Lauren I'm 20. I'm at the point in my life where I thought I would have accomplished something. I was wrong.
no no no NO no no NONONONONononononONONKONONOONONNONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
Pinterest is like an abyss of cute life hacks.
SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME OF THESE
THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY???
I need to step my game up
And here I am just content with mixing up some Betty Crocker cake mix and sloppily spooning it into boring ass cupcake wrappers. :/
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
"We’ve got a set amount of time in our lives, you know. You might as well make every conversation count. So that’s like the hug. It’s kind of like, ‘Hey, I’m real. You’re real. Let’s connect.’ " - on why she hugs every reporter before an interview
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”